Janet Jackson and Lady
Friday, February 29, 2008
Wow...
Kelly Osbourne looks great. Granted, this isn't the most flattering photo of her face, but she looks great. I think Kelly is usually very pretty.Make up free....
Logo loaded. Jess loves her Louis Vuittons. I heard a few celebrities actually buy faux Vuitton carriers for their dogs. Doubt Jessica has faux anything. Except maybe her lips.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Mischa's Mess
On Tuesday, the L.A. District Attorney slapped the 21-year old actress with four misdemeanor counts: driving under the influence, driving with a blood alcohol level of .o8 or higher, driving without a license, and possession of marijuana (under an ounce).
It was last Dec. 27 that the OC star was pulled over and arrested in West Hollywood Ca. after cops said she “was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn.”
When deputies pulled her over, they determined that she “was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.”
Mischa is due in court on Feb. 28th.
It was last Dec. 27 that the OC star was pulled over and arrested in West Hollywood Ca. after cops said she “was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn.”
When deputies pulled her over, they determined that she “was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.”
Mischa is due in court on Feb. 28th.
Just because....
What a ridiculous photo of Pammy. Really. She tries too hard. Way too hard.
And she needs to put the booze down. She is doing her diseased liver no favors.
You'd think she'd take better care of herself... at least try to stick around for her two kids.
14 going on 40
Ali Lohan wants to famous. Lindsay is her role model. Poor kid.
"I want it so bad. So bad you don’t even know. And now, it’s actually happening … I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you … it’s so cool when people look up to you. I’ve already been asked for my autograph, and it’s just a really good feeling to have."
What the eff is up with these Lohans? They look so much older than they are. This is actually a better picture of the three. The live life hard and rough and it shows!
No way!
New York Post columnist Cindy Adams is reporting that Nicole Kidman drank white wine backstage at the Oscars.
Scandalous!
I've heard it can "okay" to have a glass of wine while pregnant. But why? What is the point? You really shouldn't. There will be plenty of time to booze it up AFTER the pregnancy. Having kids will drive you to drink anyway.
Quote of the Day
"She's a gay man trapped inside a woman's body. Like me."
Courtney Love on daughter, Frances Bean
Gag me with a penis....
This story is making the rounds and will be featured in the new book by Jon Holmes coming out this summer titled Rock Star Babylon.
Included in the book is a rather gnarly story about Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx. According to rock legend lore the two decided to have a nasty dirty "contest" of sorts. Both holding out on all personal hygiene for several weeks, but still be able to bang groupies. Without grossing them out.
The story goes that Nikki was receiving a blow job from a girl who became so repulsed by the stench of his dirty wiener that she puked. During the act. Spewing out her earlier meal of pasta and tomato sauce. This prompted the fiasco known as The Spaghetti Incident.
Gross.
Can't wait for the book to come out. I've read lots of biographies and autobiographies in the past and some of the best and raunchiest have been about the guys from Motley Crue. Yup, they really are a motley crew.
MILF
Brooke Burke (pictured with daughter, Heaven Rain Charvet) is preparing for baby number four.FOUR!
This will be her second kid with Baywatch hottie David Charvet. He is one beautiful dude, btw.
Too sexy?
Miley has that sexed up look to her and she is only 15! Just in jeans and a tee. I hope her Daddy can keep her on the straight and narrow. She looks like she could bust out wild n crazy at any given moment.
I'm still noticing those lips. we're they always that pouty? I'll have to Google it. Look for some shots from a year or so ago....
Let's Pretend...
Pamela Anderson is going to annul her "marriage" to Rick Solomon. Like it never even happened. But we all know it did, right? And her two sons are growing up watching Mommy make a mockery of marriage twice in a row. And three times altogether.Peter Pan Land
Neverland will be sold and everything in and around it auctioned off unless Michael Jackson coughs up $24,525,906.61 by March 19th.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Need a BFF?
Paris Hilton is going to star in another reality show. The premise? She is looking for a new best friend.
"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," says a source close to the project. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."
Because one can only have so many acquaintances, right?
Florida Orange
Brooke Hogan.
Looking very orange. Also looking very in shape. She kinda needed those implants, ya know?
Fleas?
Amy Winehouse. Covered in scratches. Carrying an old lady purse. Is that blood on it? Nail polish?
Man. Amy is such a mess. I wonder what will become of her?
Monday, February 25, 2008
Pert and Perky
Heidi Klum has nice boobs.
I find her to be seriously overrated though. This picture doesn't even look like her, does it?
Gah!
Ricky Martin. Ugh. I don't like his new look. I cannot stand facial hair.It always looks like a... well... you know.
Busted
*According to TMZ.comDog the Bounty Hunter's son, Tucker -- who sold the infamous tape to the National Enquirer -- was taken to the Oahu Correction Facility on Friday for violating multiple terms of his parole. Karma's a bitch!
Here's what went down: Our sources say two weeks after the tape surfaced, Dog learned Tucker was using drugs and threatened to expose him to his parole officer. Then the tape dropped -- interesting timing. After that, we're told, a parole officer made Tucker check in to a rehab facility, which, we hear, Tucker walked away from.
Sources tell us Tucker's parole officer executed a surprise home inspection this week, and didn't like what he found. The PO then brought Tucker in on Friday, revoked his parole and sent him to the slammer. Among his alleged violations -- associating with known felons, failing a drug test and walking away from a rehab facility.
Hottness!
Billy Zane is 42 today. So pretty. I've always liked him. My favorite? Titanic. He was such a bastard.
Buying this one?
They are saying that Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake are "secretly" seeing each other. For the past year. It's possible. Anything is.
What happened?
Miley Cyrus looks weird these days. What is it? I can't figure it out She seems to have changed a lot. Not just growing changes but... I dunno.In any event, I seriously hope she is not injecting her lips. They look unusually pouty lately.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
The Razzies
Worst Picture: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Actor: Eddie Murphy, Norbit
Worst Actress (tie): Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey) and Lindsay Lohan ( as Dakota), I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Supporting Actress: Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia), Norbit
Worst Supporting Actor: Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong), Norbit
Worst Screen Couple: Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Rip-Off: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Sequel: Daddy Day Camp
Worst Director: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Screenplay: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Excuse For A Horror Movie: I Know Who Killed Me
I guess so?
When I first saw this photo, I thought it might be photoshopped. It lokoks kinda weird. Maybe I am just in denial, lol. I suppose Angie really IS pregnant. And they are reporting twins? 6 kids. Whoa.
Quote of the Day
"I certainly do Botox, which I definitely think that almost every woman that I know has imbibed. And it's a miracle drug — no cutting, nothing — and I love it!"- Vanessa Williams
Good for her. And she tells the truth! She looks fabulous too...
Yay!
Britney got to see her kids, ya'll. It was a real family affair as her Daddy was ordered to be present.
Man. I hope girlfriend can get it together. Medication and therapy can do a world of good. Keeping away the bad influences is key also.
Notice Adnan is gone? Snake!
They are still investigating Sam Lutfi ( and slapped him with a restraining order) good!
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Enough already!
What has Lil' Kim done to herself? Where to start? Those Sharpie eyebrows and mole? That plastic weave? Toasty brown contacts? What the eff color is she now?
And her nose? That is downright scary.
Just sayin'.
Perfection?
Star Magazine put together a photo using all of the parts of the most sought after celebrity features. Here are the results...
Dude: Daniel Craig's eyes, Leonardo DiCaprio's nose, Matt Damon's lips, Christian Bale's jaw and John Stamos' hair.
Chick: Katie Holmes' eyes, Katherine Heigl's nose, Keira Knightleys cheeks, Jessica Simpson's hair and Angelina Jolie's lips.
Weirdness
Nicole Kidman is looking odd. She has went on the record (in the past) stating she does not get any type of plastic surgery including injections. Going as far as to vehemently deny it.Um. Ahem. Bullcrap!
These days she is looking so weird. Now that she is pregnant? Weirder still. You cannot get Botox while pregnant. You have to let that face slide for 9 months. And it's starting to show.
I also think it looks like she has stuffed her lips with something.
Getting a little procedure done here or there is awesome. Go for it. But to outright lie and deny? Not cool. Be evasive or something. But don't lie. We ain't stupid.
Busted!
Aaron Carter was just busted for drug possession!Aaron was stopped by the police for speeding in Kimble County, Texas. A subsequent search of his Cadillac Escalade turned up about two ounces of marijuana.
There are much worse things in the world than pot. One is being dumb enough to speed with weed in your car. Duh.
Whoopsie!
Ashton Kutcher's A-list friends were recently exposed to the hepatitis A virus at his NYC birthday party two weeks ago.
According to a source at the New York Board of Health, one of the staff members working Ashton's party at the Socialist restaurant just tested positive for hepatitis A.
The birthday revelers included Asston's wife Demi Moore as well as Madonna, Kate Hudson, Salma Hayek, Gwyneth Paltrow, Roberto Cavalli and Ivanka Trump. Rachel Zoe, joined the gang later in the evening.
The New York Board of Health is urging all of Kutcher's guests to get tested and get Hep shots.
According to a source at the New York Board of Health, one of the staff members working Ashton's party at the Socialist restaurant just tested positive for hepatitis A.
The birthday revelers included Asston's wife Demi Moore as well as Madonna, Kate Hudson, Salma Hayek, Gwyneth Paltrow, Roberto Cavalli and Ivanka Trump. Rachel Zoe, joined the gang later in the evening.
The New York Board of Health is urging all of Kutcher's guests to get tested and get Hep shots.
Another Life Story
Tori Spelling is pregnant with another child, but that's not the only thing she's giving birth to.
The actress/reality TV star is coming out with a new autobiography and People magazine has published some excerpts.
Tori….on why she wrote an autobiography:"I spent so many years in the media having people tell stories about my life, so I figured I might as well tell the true stories about my life this time. Nobody's read it! Not even [my husband] Dean!"
The actress/reality TV star is coming out with a new autobiography and People magazine has published some excerpts.
Tori….on why she wrote an autobiography:"I spent so many years in the media having people tell stories about my life, so I figured I might as well tell the true stories about my life this time. Nobody's read it! Not even [my husband] Dean!"
On Brian Austen Green: "I had an insta-crush on Brian Austen Green. Brian was the only guy on the show my age. We had something going over the years we worked together. We were always fighting, making up, having fun and hating each other. We were just young."
On Luke Perry:"As for Luke Perry, he called me 'Camel' because I had long eyelashes. Trust me, Luke Perry can call you 'Camel' and make it sexy."
On Shannen Doherty:"Shannen had everything, but she could be arrogant and carefree. Jennie [Garth] was outspoken when she thought Shannen was out of line. Sometimes they got along, but there were explosions. Once they got into a fistfight."
"A night with [Shannen] meant going to the hottest club and drinking until the early hours. I knew she was a 'bad influence,' but I liked her anyway."