Party on!And please check out the latest song lyrics. If they are missing, you can add them and maybe win some stuff!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
It's The Weekend!
Party on!And please check out the latest song lyrics. If they are missing, you can add them and maybe win some stuff!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Eliza Dushku
Eliza is getting the old man pervy eye. Gross! In his defense, she does look hot and I would look at her the same exact way.
Kristen Stewart smoking weed?
Right out on the front porch.Who is she? A huge star as of the last 5 minutes. She's in that nifty vampire movie Twilight maybe you've heard of it ;)
Apparently she doesn't know she's famous.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Say Anything
“When I go on holiday you’ll never see a bikini shot of me, because I sunbathe naked. I haven’t got any lines at all! That’s why I go to very private places. Peter does too. He’s got a brown willy!”
Katie Price (TMI) Peter Andre
Sasha Fierce!
Okay. I watched her on Oprah. She's a bit much in my book. And her man? Frightening. But she did "admit" she came "home" as Sasha (her alter ego, stage persona) once in a while.I'd have to feel damn fierce to lay anything on Jay Z!
I don't want to go there...
Sigh. But I will. A couple days late. Heidi and Spencer got married. Do we care? Does this surprise us? If two idiots elope do we still have to buy them a gift?Moving right along....
Is he serious?
Britney's dad looks like he is about to clap his hand over her mouth! What? Okay... we all know Britney needed to be reeled in and thanks to her dad she is doing great. And yes, I credit him for dragging her out of that hole she was in.BUT, putting his hand over her mouth? That is a bit much, I don't care what she was about to say.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
It's The Weekend
Don't get too crazy this weekend.Check out the latest song lyrics. If they are missing, you can add them and maybe win some stuff!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Say Anything
“If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why."
Megan Fox
Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson Fighting
Lindsay and Sam are not getting along so well these days. I figured this was coming. For one thing those two had way too much "togetherness" time.Plus once you've had and immensely enjoyed a penis, you just cannot forever swear off the dick. The oral stuff is all well and good but I am thinking Lindsay is in dire need of a good slamming fuck. And she recently spent some time hanging with her ex Calum Best.
He's sorta cute. A little blad. But still... way cuter than Samantha Ronson. Lindsay should be with a totally hot lesbian lover. Or a real man. Sam looks like a little boy. Dresses like a little boy and acts like a little boy.
It's OVER!
Ha! Finally. Benji Madden came to his senses and dumped The Wonk aka Paris Hilton. Yes!Benji, I'm available! Well, actually I'm not.
...but I have a soft spot for chubby, cute guys that are good to their momma. He's adorable and *so* much better than The Wonk Eye. Hope he didn't get the herp from that skanky snatch.
Madonna ...wtf?
What in the GD hell kind of dress is this?
Oh, I know. One that will get your picture posted on every celebrity blog in the free world.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Megan is a fox!
Megan Fox is seriously pretty. Do you think her boobs are real? They are kinda small to be implants, but they have that shape to them.... Anyway, she's hot.
Christina Aguilera
Finally those huge boobs shrunk. She must be all out of mommy milk. Now if she could back away from the Smashbox counter she'd look almost normal.
Oh, no she didn't!
Paris ran into ex-boyfriend Stravos Nachos (no I don't know his name, and I don't care:) at a party in Miami. They look cozy, don't they? And he looks drunk. And gross. Wonder what Benji thinks of these pictures? I'd be pissed off if I were him.Benji seems like such a nice guy. Why is he with Paris Hilton? Why is anyone with Paris? Least of all the chick has herpes! Saw the prescription bottle myself. Remember when her storage unit was seized and all the contents photographed? Ew.
Your Weekly Amy Winehouse
Here's the latest Amy Winehouse pictures. Man. This is one dirty girl. What is it with these junkies? They are covered in grime! Their clothes, shoes, skin, fingernails... even her belongings are filthy. Check out that pink thing she's carrying. Dirty!
Miley Cyrus is stooopid...
Okay. This is totally awkward. Ellen interviewing Miley and asking about Miley's boyfriend. I have never actually watched Miley talk, speak, "act" or be interviewed because frankly, Miley does not enter into my realm.
Is she always like this? Is it because she's 15? She acts like she's 12. Sounds like a whiskey drinking 40 year old.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Heidi Klum
Even a huge lighted pink bow and airbrushed ab's cannot save Heidi Klum from finally looking like she's had a few kids. Now, I ain't gonna lie, she looks damn good for having a few kids. Way better than the average mommy of 3....
But, for the first time ever, Heidi ain't looking so hot.
Kim Kardashian's ass...
Kim's butt looks pretty darn good to me. Yeah, it's big, but not too cellulite-y. And I don't buy into all that butt implant crap. I think she comes by that ass the honest way. Pancakes and french fries. 
Karolina Kurkova is a alien!
I guess today is all about celebrity body parts. Those fingernails and now this...Karolina Kurkova does not seem to have a belly button. What the eff is that all about? It is seriously not there. They have to airbrush it in for her in photos.
Now that is strange.
Courtney Love
I don't even want to know what is on Courtney Love's finger. I thought she was doing better. Guess not. What is up with the filthy, dirty fingernails on these druggy celebrities? Nasty.
Terrence Howard
More on the fingernail thing. On the other end of the spectrum, we have Terrence Howard (a man, in case this gets confusing;) with long, shaped nails that look totally manicured and glossed. Disturbing.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
It's The Weekend!
Get it together Amy!Check out the latest song lyrics. If they are missing, you can add them and maybe win some stuff!
Friday, November 14, 2008
Angelina Jolie
How come I never noticed this before? Angelina is sporting some funky flared out teef!
Bad camera angle, Angie. Bad.
Oh, no she didn't!
Jennifer Aniston is a silly, silly bitch. What is she THINKING??? Isn't this the guy that stood out on the street and had verbal diarrhea with her name all up in it? Gah. Just as we all speculated and suspected, Jennifer Aniston really is sad, pathetic and desperate.
She says she ain't pregnant, but that stomach says otherwise.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
John Travolta shaved!
He looks okay, bald. I am not big on facial hair, but he doesn't look too bad.One thing I have never understood are all the "gay" rumors that surround John. I have some serious gaydar going. I can always tell... Being a stylist I am surrounded by the gays and I love them.
But I dunno... I've never picked up on the gay vibe from Mr. Travolta. Anyone want to shed some light on why John has to be gay?
OMG, You Guys!
Okay. This shit is crazy. I am no theatrical geek. I do enjoy the occasional play. You know Brigadoon, My Fair Lady.... But I ain't never seen any thing like this before. Privately maybe... okay yes. But, at least not on stage.
Trust me, it is totally NSFW
http://omgblog.ning.com/video/video/show?id=2162868%3AVideo%3A1182
Holla if the link is not working....
Trust me, it is totally NSFW
http://omgblog.ning.com/video/video/show?id=2162868%3AVideo%3A1182
Holla if the link is not working....
Your Daily (okay, weekly) Amy Winehouse
Dare I say it? Alright I'll write it. This is one ugly ass woman. Oh, and one more thing... wtf is up with that gut? Incredible.
Amanda Bynes Blows Up
Weird. Not that Amanda Bynes is giving us an upskirt. We've seen that countless times before from these slutty celebs. Hey, at least she is wearing panties, right?
But what I really noticed was how puffy her face looks. What is up with that? The rest of her looks fine but her face is really bloated. Bad angle? Medication?
Monday, November 10, 2008
Holly Madison Sucks
Holly Madison is a sucker. Lolly pops and Criss Angel's neck. Hickies are so middle school. We used to do that to each other back then, like marking your territory.... As if anyone else wants Criss?So mature.
Charlie Sheen Sucks Too!
Doesn't that look quite natural for Charlie?All that practice with tranny prositutes.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
OMG! Finally....
Lisa Rinna has finally stepped away from the lip junk and is looking better. Thank goodness. That shit was getting out of hand.And yes, this is better. I never listen to her when she talks and I can't tell you a single show she has been on (Melrose Place?) ...(shrugs)
because every single time I see her I simply cannot stop staring at her mouth. It amazes me.
Say What?!
"It’s tough inside — bloody horrible, but I’m out and that’s all that matters. It’s brilliant. I’m gonna get myself sorted. I’m gonna get my life back. I’m gonna see my wife and take her knickers down."
Blake Fielder-Civil
...or civiler-field, or what ever. He is super cracked out.
Ew. EW GOD! Can you imagine pulling down Amy Winehouse's panties? I envision crusties and sticky shit.
Fucking barf.
It's The Weekend!
Don't waste any.And after that, go check out the latest song lyrics. If they are missing, you can add them and maybe win some stuff.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Nicole, are you in there?
Is this real? Or wax? Did they do a wax figure of her? Nicole Kidman defies everything and looks flawless. How is that possible?Damn that botox. I want some.