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Saturday, January 31, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Jessica Alba is gifted...
Everyone knows Jessica Alba thinks she is God's Gift to the universe. It also appears that she is a gift to whomever is tapping that ass at the moment.Do you think that she had to get a cash advance to pay for this tat?
Mischa Barton Upskirt
Mischa Barton has horrid hair extension and serious meth face. But you gotta hand it to her, she'll do just about anything to get her picture taken.
Angelina is way too smug...
I think my tide is starting to turn against Angie. She is getting rather snot-TY these days. She used to be cool, chill. Anymore? Not so much.I really noticed it at all those recent awards shows, in which she was totally snubbed (speaks volumes, huh?) that she was rather bitchy. Especially when Anne Hathaway won. Highlarious. You could see the disgust oozing out of Angelina. She was steaming pissed that a stupid bitch like Anne could oust her from her throne. Angelina thought she had that People Choice award in the bag.
Not so. Get over yourself, Ang.
Lady Gaga's first appearence on Celebrity Rant
...and it may be her last, we'll see. I didn't even post her tampon string pictures.But I could not resist her I just blew a bubble gum bubble then stepped inside it skirt.
Nah, I am way too lazy to hyphenate that.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Say Anything
“You have to keep the fights clean and the sex dirty."- Kevin Bacon, on the secret to a long, happy marriage.
Good advice.
Amy Winehouse is clean?
Incredible. No oozing sores! Amy Winehouse looks so much better. In spite of the unfortunate hair and oddly shaped body. Oh yeah, and those ugly tattoos.I might have to drop her down a notch on my Dead Pool list and jack Joaquin Pheonix up a tad.
Benji Madden is fashionable?
Seriously, dude. Aren't you getting too old to dress like this? I don't trust his judgment anyway. He dated Paris Hilton.Monday, January 26, 2009
Betty White matches lipstick to her dress.
3 words for Betty.Crest White Strips.
They work. Really, they do. Try them.
Lindsay Lohan is too skinny!
Yes. That's Lindsay Lohan. Skinny as all get out. She looks kind of gross.Jessica looks way better (see post 3 below) minus her Jessica Simpson clip on beauty pageant hair, of course.
Katie Holmes Nipple!
I see one. Dunno where the other one is. Katie doesn't look good anymore. Tom Cruise sucked the fucking life out of her and stole one of her nipples.Janet Jackson got big, again.
Janet is fatter. It's true. Amazing how she does that. Blimps up then slims down. It's almost like she has an identical twin.Back when she canceled her tour (under mysterious circumstances) I wondered if she was pregnant. Even before the stories came out that she might be. It made sense to me. I mean, c'mon. She's Janet Jackson. When does a Jackson cancel a tour? They sell out every show, right?
Looking at this picture (there were more photos but I am to lazy to upload them) she could be pregnant. Who knows.
I always wondered about that rumor where she had a kid way back in the day and handed it off to relatives.
Food for thought. Ha.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
It's The Weekend!
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Violet Affleck misbehavin'?
Hilarious! I have never seen Violet be anything but perfectly well behaved. I think someone is acting out just a tad. A little new baby jealousy? She is still adorable. I love, LOVE Ben and Jen's expressions. Priceless!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Say Anything
“You still think to yourself, ‘My God, I can’t believe this is happening’. You don’t ever take it for granted, unless you’re Gene Simmons and so full of yourself.”Steven Tyler
...on being a sexy gettin' laid rock star in the 70's
Paris Hilton's cheap goods...
That hand bag is one of her "designs"...I've seen better on the Walmart racks.
Barack & Michelle Obama
She is proud of that man. And she should be. I am guessing sexy times in the White House like never before!Verne Troyer is gross! No surprise.
I refuse to run the Verne Troyer molesting a doll picture. So. There you have it. Or not.Marissa Miller and her butt.
Dayum. Marissa Miller has a nice ass.And that's all I gotta say about that.
Rihanna and her tortured boobs...
Wow. Rihanna. Those breasts look painful. I understand you are trying to make the most of what you have. But, man!
Twisted and propped up like that? Ow.
Plus, she really does need to grow/weave out some hair.
Anyone know what is tattooed on her finger? I don't care much for her, but I do like her tattoos.
Totally random? I have 4 myself.
Kayne West's bad hair moment.
Dear God. Don't let the mullet come back.
Business in the front, party in the back. One hot mess all the way around.
Brad Pitt has a near penile slip
Oh, Brad! Your barn door is open. The cows and chickens are gonna get out!Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Jen Garner after the baby!
I don't care! Some of these celebrities are super human beings. It's crazy!Jen looks super fab after just having a baby, wet hair and all. Violet looks happy, as usual.
Lily Allen and a stupid hat!
Really. This type of hat screams:"Look at me!"
I kind of like the rest of her look. But that hat?
Dumb.
Unless you live in an igloo.
Bridget Marquardt bikini pictures...
Bridget Marquardt looks good. If anyone can rock a gold bikini, it's Bridget. Hot!Monday, January 19, 2009
Pam Anderson is barely dressed, as usual.
However, it does appear that she fixed that cellulite issue. Now if she could just find a bikini that fits, she'd be good to go.Sunday, January 18, 2009
Okay. So shoot me.
I think Fabio is hot.There. I said it.
Why? Other than his obvious, um ...physical attributes?
It's all because of his quote to the all those "...Fabio is so gay" husbands out there...
"...if I am so "gay" then you won't mind my spending the night with your wife, right?"
Brilliant. I would spend the night with Fabio anytime.
Linda Hamilton is natural.
This is refreshing. Linda Hamilton looks normal. Not stretched, pulled and botoxed to death. More celebs could benefit from a more natural approach, such as this.She doesn't even have make up on! Good for her.
Miley Cyrus is hella trendy.
And the really sad part? This entire "outfit" probably cost way more than your rent this month.
Say Anything
"The Hills I don’t really understand because I think everyone knows it is fake except for LC because she is the only one crying in every episode. I feel bad I’m like, ‘She is always crying and no one else is. Maybe she doesn’t know it’s fake."- Emma Roberts on the Bonnie Hunt show, about Lauren Conrad
Really. That is the funniest thing I've read all day!
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Lisa Marie Presley & Twins!
This is the first picture I've seen of Lisa Marie and her twins. They are adorable!THIS is a Super Model?
Kate Moss is 35 now. I never found her to be attractive. Actually, I find her face to be rather wonky. Not to mention how she (disgustingly) dated Pete Doherty.
It's The Weekend!
Hey! Check out the latest song lyrics. If they are missing, you can add them and maybe win some stuff!Thursday, January 15, 2009
Boobs!
Holly Madison has some big knockers. But really, I put her picture up because I LOVE her necklace!Brooke Hogan and those boobs...
It's no secret Brooke Hogan had her boobs done. How is it though, that every time I see her they look bigger? And bigger.Even though they are a bit large, they fit her. She looks good and that dress is pretty.
Tyra Banks is strange...
Tyra is a bit much, eh? Dani Evans is rubbing Tyra's lipstick off her tooth. Because that's what friends do, right?Boy George got fat!
Wow. You wouldn't even recognize him. He's always been prone to chunk. Remember all the flowing "dresses" and stuff?I wonder if he is off all the drugs? He's a weird dude, that's for sure.