Aw... here is Mickey Rourke and his chihuahua Jaws. Not a new addition (he's had Jaws for a while) just his new BFF and travel buddy.
Just like Mickey, I also love chihuahuas... I have 4 of them. They rock.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Rihanna & Chris Brown back together?!
Rihanna, baby... love doesn't hurt. Or leave marks.I hope this is bullshit and she is NOT back with him.
It's The Weekend!
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Friday, February 27, 2009
Katy Perry is confused.
I can't tell. Is she trying to be cute? Is she trying to be sexy?Or maybe she is just trying way too hard.
Criss Angel & Holly Madison broke up
...because he used up all of her make-up. Once the Mac was gone so was Criss. True story.Thursday, February 26, 2009
Kelli Pickler looks pickled...
WTF? Kelli Pickler is in her early 20's, right? Why on earth is she botoxed to the max?Lindsay & Samantha
They are looking very unhealthy. And I think we all know why. Oh, it was all well and good in the beginning just like the last time these two were together.... But do you remember this?
Exactly.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Solange passed out picture
Solange took too much Nyquil and passed out in the airport the other day. How embarrassing that someone snapped a shot. Oh, well....Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green
They broke up. Again. They give Brian a lot of crap for being with a total babe like Megan, but he is still cute.That's okay, I'll take either one of them. Hotness!
Mel Gibson has a rogue tooth.
I've never noticed that crazy crooked tooth before. Interesting he's never fixed that.I love Drew Barrymore
...but girlfriend could use a new hairstylist and some Crest White strips. Stat.Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Mickey Rourke's face looks better?
Or not. I don't know. He always looks so dirty. But I like him. Everyone loves Mickey. He is so charming in a crashingly vulgar way.I would love to do a make-over on him. He could look a lot better than he does. We could start with a shampoo...
He said his face got busted up from boxing and he chose a shitty doctor to put it back together. I think a lot of what he has going on could be fixed. It'd be expensive, I'm sure. I am guessing he's been broke for a while.
Not anymore! 
Here he is with a picture of his dead (recently deceased) doggy Loki. He's wearing it on a cheap leather strap. Oh, well... I guess there really is no accounting for taste.
Lisa Rinna is possibly addicted....
...to injecting stuff into her face. I thought she was going to stop doing that. Maybe she can't? Looks like she has injected so much stuff into her lips, so often that they are all stretched out. They'd be like little deflated inner tubes if she got off the plumper.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Heidi Klum nearly naked...
Hold it in, suck it up.
Heidi are we done yet? Totally airbrushed and under her husband's command. Is her time over yet?
I lost any "respect" I may have had for her a couple weeks ago. Her "husband" Seal barked at her to "JUST get in the car" while she attempted to help buckle her kids into their carseats.
He is an ass and she's a silly bitch to let a man talk to her like shit.
Worst dressed at the Oscars?
Snotty, bitchy Jesica Biel dressed in Ramada Inn towels...
Beyonce aka "Sasha Fierce" dressed in Walmart drapes....
And Nicole Kidman dressed in feathery gauze. It looks like her boobs hurt and her tummy is blooming.
Nicole Ritchie, pregnant AGAIN!
Have they figured out what causes that? Nicole is preggo again. It's official.When are they getting married? Or are they just going to continue on spitting out illegitimate children? Thankfully they have the cash to afford it. Glad I'm not paying their bills.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Pam Anderson has been rode hard....
And now she needs to put herself away. Really. She does. This is not cute, hot or even sexy anymore. Her making this "O" face? It just looks sad and rather ridiculous.Pam, it's time to grow up, cover up and stfu.
Bindi is sorta different....
I don't know. I don't want to say anything. But I will....Bindi is disturbing. It's like she is programmed or something. It's odd. I cannot quite figure it out.
She just seems too bright and always "on" ....almost manic.
Zarhara & Shiloh
My God. Just look at them. Totally beautiful. I know they are not "related" but I swear they look a LOT alike. Am I the only one that sees this?Anyway, leave it to Angelina to create and adopt gorgeous kids.
David Beckham grabs his enourmous package...
What is that all about? Why do guys do this? It's kinda scary looking here, Dave. Victoria says he has a nice big wanker. Good to know.
It's The Weekend!
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Thursday, February 19, 2009
Sean Young is SUCH a bitch!
I watched this clip on TMZ. I am guessing Sean Young just does not give a damn. Plus she's drunk, but that's nothing new.
What she has to say about all her money, NOT investing it and being "cash heavy" is just BITCHY. And nasty. We expect celebrities to be loaded with cash. But STFU Sean. All across America people are losing their jobs and homes!
What she has to say about all her money, NOT investing it and being "cash heavy" is just BITCHY. And nasty. We expect celebrities to be loaded with cash. But STFU Sean. All across America people are losing their jobs and homes!
Say Anything
“I wish they would leave her alone.
It gets silly. We’re all supposed to look how we’re supposed to look. We’re made to be different people.
Not everybody can be super tall and super skinny. You have to look inside yourself and find your own confidence. It wavers from day to day, but that’s human nature.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt
on Jessica Simpsons recent "weight gain"
...while J Love is not one of my fave celebs, I have to wholeheartedly agree with her. People need to stop this weight obsessing. The last time I took a look around most women are way bigger than Jessica. Don't they say a size 12 or 14 is Americas average size? I could be wrong about that.
But I am guessing most girls WISH they could look as good as Jessica!
Travis the Chimp 911 call **VERY DISTURBING**
I am sure by now you've all heard about Travis the "Hollywood" chimp that attacked a woman earlier this week. I heard it was bad. But this 911 call has to be one of the most horrific things I have ever listened to.
Plain freaking scary. And graphic.
This is really REALLY bad, ya'll. I am pretty damn jaded to stuff like this and it was very difficult to listen to.
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Plain freaking scary. And graphic.
This is really REALLY bad, ya'll. I am pretty damn jaded to stuff like this and it was very difficult to listen to.
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Kate Moss is totally lying....
Kate Moss said:“Even my friends are phoning me up and saying, ‘Are you pregnant?’
“No! I just put on a couple of pounds and they went in the right place. Isn’t it weird?”
Kate claims her recent weight gain went straight to her boobs. Maybe it did but it also gravitated south to her tummy. Which looks like she finally ate something. See what happens when you do that, Kate? That entire grapefruit is making it's second appearance.
“It’s great timing for my lingerie collection. I am a woman now."
“My boyfriend might not like them. I’m a bit worried.”
Why is she so worried about her new boyfriends approval? There is always Pete Doherty to fall back on.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Fergie looks fab!
Fergie is still on her honeymoon with Josh. Sexy times ;)Say what you will about Fergie, girl can rock a bikini.
Bridget Marquardt & Nicholas Carpenter
Bridget Marquardt & Nicholas Carpenter do Valentines Day together. But the real reason for this post is check out Bridget's jacked up feet! Wow, those are some long-ass toes... they are literally hanging off the edges of her shoes. Did she look in the mirror at them before leaving the house? How could she think that looks okay? The shoes are pretty, but maybe in a size bigger?
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer smooch.
He looks like that actually hurt. When is Jen going to realize that he is just not that into her?You can tell. I can tell. Every picture (and a photo says a lot) she is always totally focused on him and he always looks, well... elsewhere.
Terrence Howard likes to hit women...
Nice, huh?No wonder Terrences reply to the whole Chris Brown Rhianna thing was, "That's just life."
Maybe some dudes live their lives like this...
According to a Whitemarsh Police Department report, after Howard and Lori McCommas argued on the phone, the actor warned, “Don’t disrespect me by hanging up on me or I’ll come over and hurt you.” McCommas then “hung up and contacted 911 fearing Howard was serious.”
While McCommas was speaking with a police dispatcher, Howard “showed up at the victim’s residence and began breaking the door down.” McCommas ran to the rear of the house and into the backyard. Howard then “broke the front door down and ran through the screen door in the kitchen. Howard then grabbed the victim’s left arm and punched her twice with a closed fist in the left side of the face.”
The attack was broken up by Howard’s brother, who responded to McCommas’s house after he “saw Howard storm out of their house to go to the victim’s house.” When a Whitemarsh cop responded to the scene, Howard admitted, “I broke the door down and hit my wife.” A second officer noted there was “fresh damage to the front door and marks on the victim’s face and arm from being struck.”
This doesn't surprise me in the least. Jerk!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Kate Moss not pregnant?
So, Kate Moss is NOT pregnant just fat? Well, good for her. It's about time she decided to eat. Maybe she has cleaned herself up? The typical result of sudden sobriety is weight gain. Trade one addiction for another, right?Queen Latifah
Queen Latifah is channeling her inner Aretha Franklin flap jack boobies. Lift and separate, Queen. Lift and separate!Patrick Swayze still smoking....
I dunno. It kind of bothers me. I'm sure the type of cancer he has wasn't caused by smoking. I also understand people gets all types of cancer, smokers or not. But it just bugs the hell out of me to see him smoking. He is in this fight for his life and I'm sure the toxins in those cigarettes are not helping him. Why beat down your body when you should be building it back up.
I know it's hard. I smoked for years and finally quit. Not easy. But doable. Definitely doable.
Peaches Geldof is naked!
NSFW!!
So feast your eyes or scroll by fast. Your choice.
Peaches Geldof is frolicking on the beach nearly nude. Hey, I've seen worse. She has some cool body art and perky little boobs.
Mel Gibson looks gross!
Yuck. Mel Gibson is sporting some gnarly facial hair and I don't like it. He looks like a cross between the Devil and Colonel Sanders!Jared Leto is cute!
Jared Leto is looking adorable. Channeling his inner Kurt Cobain. I cannot believe Jared was born in 1971! That makes him what? 38? He doesn't look a day over 21. Hot!Your Daily Amy
Hmmm... what do we have here? Amy looks toasted and that's okay. A little weed and wine. Hopefully she can stay away from the hard stuff. It just about killed her. It still may. She looking a little rough in this picture, but it is good to see her without blood and sores all over her body. Of course she is in a hot tub. Call it her weekly bath.
