Once Upon A Time

Remember when Lindsay Lohan was young (looking) ...fresh, bright and had perky boobs?

Nah. Me neither.

Vanessa Hudgens looks cute...

Yes, I know. Vanessa Hudgens "forgot" her pants. But she looks adorable! Love her shoes and her legs are sexy! I like her purse too. I want one! I don't carry enough crap to fill one of those suckers up but I like them.

Your daily festering wound...

Amy Winehouse and her sore. It's bigger. Gaping and oozing. Maybe she should cover it up when out in public? You'd think she'd be embarrassed to walk around looking so fucking gross, but it's never stopped her before.