This is what happens....

Adnan Ghalib. Remember him? One of Britney's less favorable companions during her rapid decent into craziness.

Anyway....

Some crazy person, (no it was not Britney) attacked Adnan. With a knife. Tried to carve up the shady paparazzi. He's okay. Bummer. I was thinking maybe it wasn't actually an attack. Perhaps someone just wanted to slice that landing strip off his chin.