John Mayer is just like a Summers Eve

Douche, that is.

Really. This guy is so smarmy. He comes off as condescending and rude. Not to mention he shares way too much info. Who will date him next? He is such a weirdo.

Oh, check this out....

Jessica Simpson

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Aniston

He seems to have a thing for the letter "J"

...which suits him, the Jerk Off that he is, just fine.