Now I see why Pete Wentz wears his hair all crazy. It's a strategic move to shuffle some across that receding hairline.
He also needs to wrap some across his big fat mouth. He's been blabbing all sorts of private details in interviews lately. Such as, Ashlee lets him put it in her no-no hole, she's been giving him blow jobs and her breast milk taste "weird and sour-y".
Pete! STFU.
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