Demi Moore's ass is called Ashton

Fine. I will jump on the old bandwagon and post the Demi Moore ass picture. As you've heard by now, Ashton Kutcher took the shot and put it up on his Twitter. So, that makes him a twittering twat in my book.

I mean, yes... Demi's butt looks fab. But I would think ANY woman would not appreciate their ass pasted all over Twitter. Unless of course she wanted to feel relevant again for a day. Or maybe "outshine" Bruce Willis and his nupitals last weekend. And in that case I'll bet she put him up to it.