Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. My God! Is he insane? Does he not realize Paris has herpes? Gross.

I will never understand what guys see in Paris. She is not very intelligent, totally self absorbed, talks in a baby voice and is a lousy lay.

(...yes I know herpes is not contagious unless sores are present, but still, totally not worth it ...ew)