Pam is slowly coming apart....

at the seams. Shirt tucked half in, half out. Too short, too tight, too fucking much. Or too little. Pam could still be attractive. I can help her. This is what she needs:

1. Medium blonde hair color
2. No more spray tan
3. Clothes that fit
4. Clothes that cover her private parts
5. Any color other than white
6. A breast reduction
7. Vaginal rejuvenation
8. Blood Transfusion
9. Good scrubbing bath
10. Chemical peel/botox

See? That's all she needs, right? Did I miss anything?