Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan. How perfect.

Apparently Jon is now dating a new woman with the same bitchy expression on her face that all of Jon's women wear so well... Word is out that he has dumped Hailey (passes out in potted plants) Glassman and is now dating Kate major who is a reported for Star magazine (classy, right?!) Anyway, this chick is "friends" with Michael Lohan (gag) and they were all cozy and hanging out. Of course Michael has this to say (doesn't he always have something to say?):

“Jon is a friend, he’s a great guy, he needed a place to get away to, and my doors were open to him and Kate Major,” Lohan tells PEOPLE. “Jon and Kate [Major] are good friends of mine. She’s with him [at Lohan's house]. Kate’s like a daughter to me. When she needed a place my doors were open.”

On another note have you noticed how ever since Jon hung out with that Ed Hardy dude, he ONLY wears that Ed Hardy shit? How lame. He is so impressionable and douche-like. Kate Gosselin is looking better all the time. Imagine that!?