Kate Hudson, for a change....

Have not seen much of Kate Hudson these days. Maybe I just wasn't looking. Every time I hear she is back to dating Owen Wilson my eyes just kind of glaze over and well... you know the rest.

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale. Cute. Yes, they are cute but if you throw some jeans and a t-shirt on them, scrub off the makeup and drop the red carpet pose they'd look exactly like any two high school girls. Oh, yeah, they'd totally have to do that duck lip pose though. No teenage girl should be photographed without it.

Chicks want Jon Gosselin?

Incredible, I find that to be. Jon Gosselin is not even remotely attractive, he has zero personality, he's totally and completely henpecked by that uptight, obsessive compulsive crazy bitch wife Kate.

Not to mention he has 8 fucking kids! Eight. Can you imagine the child support and weekend visits? If I were Jon, I'd fake my own death, go directly to Mexico, contract the swine flu and then die for real.