Friday, August 29, 2008

David Duchovny in rehab!

It's been reported that David Duchovny has checked into rehab for sex addiction.

I love this picture. I used it for Hottie of the Day (back in the day) who knew how "hot" and bothered David really was (is).

Very interesting. Sex addiction, huh? How about a self indulgent cheater. I thought that's what those types of guys were.

Miley Cyrus

Let's see...
Either Miley just discovered a tiny little crumb of smothered, covered Waffle House hash browns stuck to her lip
OR
...she is being a very provocative 15 year old

Jessica Simpson looks bored with herself

Does she think this looks sexy?

Jessica is on a rapid hotness decline.

Don't know why exactly.

Could be the country music. Could be Tony Romo.


What happened to her?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Michael Lohan is a turd...


Michael Lohan is now engaged to 24 year old Erin Muller, talking a bunch of trash about his daughters girlfriend and just being a dweeb in general.

But what I really want to know is
....wtf ever became of that paternity test?

omg you guys...


Kay McConaughey has just released her new book titled I Amaze Myself!

In it she reveals that she married Matthew's dad 3 times, that he had a huge dick and that he died while they were having sex. It goes on to say she didn't cover him up after his death, instead she allowed him to be carted off in all of his glory with his enormous rigor mortis penis exposed so everyone could gaze upon his fabulous "gift."


Serious. I do not make this shit up.

Mackenzie Phillips BUSTED!


Cocaine and heroin. At LAX.

Damn. This is what a 48 year old looks like?

I think not.

Drugs are bad

...mmm 'kay?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Kelly Osbourne


Whoa! Did she get in a fight? I'll have to go investigate. But for right now, here is a shot of Kelly looking rather beat down.
*UPDATE*
The TMZ show reported (last night) that Kelly got jacked by a cup falling from a cupboard.
It's possible, I suppose.

Tara Reid

Tara looks really pretty from the front



And pretty slutty from behind.



Samantha Ronson

...has freakishly long hands. Never noticed that before.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Minnie Driver is so pregnant!


Wow. Just fucking wow.


It looks like that stomach could detach and birth itself.

Pam Anderson is artistic


Pam has nice enough lips...
so why does she always color outside the lines?
Looks stupid. And noticeable.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Everybody hates Rumer


...so much so that no one bothered to tell her she had lipstick on her teeth.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Say Anything


"I'm not here to be a role model personality. I'm here to be in the business of fucking rock and roll. Being in the business of rock and roll means having an attitude, being sexy, being edgy and being unapologetic unless I do something wrong…I look up to people like Joan Jett, Pat Benatar, Freddie Mercury and Cyndi Lauper. I want to have that same type of appeal. If people want a role model, they can have Miley Cyrus."
- Katy Perry
I am not especially a fan of the "Kissed A Girl" thing. It gets stuck in my head at 3 am.
Plus, I don't get all this girl on girl stuff.
Back in the day.... if you were kissing and making out with girls you were considered to be a Big Fat Lezzie!
..not that there is anything wrong with that.
Just sayin'
AND...
If you were caught on tape or in a photo? Well.. your reputation was toast.
BUt I do like what katie has to say.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Guess Who...



Guess who is having a wardrobe malfunction...


Answer:
Anonymous said...
Hilary Duff

Out with it already!

Are they ever gonna come clean? Do we even care anymore?

I think the ending will be way more interesting than the journey.


Stay tuned.

DaBrat is in da house!

In the Big House, that is.

Wowza. She is getting locked up for three years! All for busting some bitch up the side of the head with a bottle of rum. Apparently it was NOT a bottle of Bacardi 151. That shit will kill you. Trust. I know.

In any event...

The victim, a waitress at the club, had to be hospitalized and suffered permanent facial scarring.

The judge also sentenced DaBrat to seven years probation and 200 hours of community service

John Mayer is just like a Summers Eve

Douche, that is.

Really. This guy is so smarmy. He comes off as condescending and rude. Not to mention he shares way too much info. Who will date him next? He is such a weirdo.

Oh, check this out....

Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Aniston


He seems to have a thing for the letter "J"


...which suits him, the Jerk Off that he is, just fine.


Pilot Inspecktor has a sister...


Jason Lee and girlfriend, Ceren Alkac have added to their brood. A baby girl was produced on August 10th. The couple also have a 4 year old son, named Pilot Inspecktor.

I cannot wait to hear what they name this one.

It can't be much worse than Gwen Stefani naming her new baby Zuma.

The most stupid baby name ever (IMHO)?

Apple.

Just fucking dumb.

It's the weekend!


School is back in session. Try not to bring home any extra critters....

and go check out the latest song lyrics....

Chart topping tracks
Jonas Brothers - Video Girl Lyrics
Heidi Montag - Overdosin' Lyrics
Jonas Brothers - Sorry Lyrics
Jonas Brothers - Love Bug Lyrics
Gym Class Heroes - Cookie Jar Lyrics
Pink - So What Lyrics
Jessica Simpson - Remember That Lyrics
Madonna - 4 Minutes Lyrics
Brandi Carlile - The Story Lyrics
Rihanna - Umbrella Lyrics
Get your blog's here.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Sienna Miller is a....



SLUT!



...nice

Finally!


Ever pregnant Gwen Stefani is going to have that baby...
She checked into the hospital to have a c-section. Today!
**UPDATE**
Baby has arrived. It's another BOY!
Crap.
Did they seriously name this kid...
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale
???

Is She?


Eva Longoria is sporting quite a bump. Is she pregnant? She says she's been trying.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Kate Beckinsale talks about her crotch AGAIN.


“It was one of those nights when I wore a supertight dress that you couldn’t have worn anything under, since it would have showed. The paparazzi were literally lowering their cameras like speculums when I got out of the car.“On the way home, I said to my husband ‘Darling, I think they might have gotten it.’ And so when we pulled in I made him re-enact the thing with his camera - a sort of crime-scene run through. It appears I survived unscathed.”

Kate Beckinsale

Gah.
Please. Stop talking about it. I swear. I have never.

Never heard any other celebrity talk so much about their stuff.
Didn't your mommy tell you to keep your private area private?

Just build a fucking shrine to your labia, Kate and move on to another topic.

Matilda Ledger


How adorable. Matilda Ledger playing on her scooter.

She really is a chip off the old block.


Such a shame about her daddy.

Brooke Shields and her kids!


Wow. Brooke's kids are getting big! These are two we don't see very often. Red hair, too.

Rowan and Grier. Funny names, cute kids.

Heidi Montag is a pain...


Here is Heidi all wrapped up in a Ace Bandage.

Chris Kattan & Sunshine Tutt Divorcing


Damn. That was fast. After 3 years of dating and only 8 weeks of marraige the two have split.

Why bother?
Do they have to give back all the wedding gifts? That would suck.
Look, keep it. I don't want the blender back.


Lily Allen Smack Down


Apparently some silly ho called Lily Allen a few names outside a club Monday night and Lily punched her out.

I kinda like that.

And

...all that swinging action set free one of Lily's boobs.


You know I am a sucker for a titty shot. Any old day.


All Apologies...

I've been having computer issues. Hopefully I can get some posting done and then I have the mighty task of restoring this box of junk.

Hopefully.

Wish me luck.

*muah*

Friday, August 15, 2008

Guess Who



Who is this? Anyone know? I didn't.


Answer:

Jessica P. Wallin said...
That's that other Cyrus kid! Shake shake shake shake shake it!


*Yup, that's Trace Cyrus.

Katie Price swaps it out....

Katie Price had her breast implants removed from her chest and placed in her lips.

Katie Holmes Daily Fashion


So, everyone is on the what will Katie wear today kick. You know she is loving this shit.

In my opinion, she looks rather comfortable.
This is like, totally an 80's look. Totally.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

ANTM switches it up...


This season America's Next Top Model will have it's first transgendered person on.


Isis.


Kinda gives "you wanna be on top" a whole new meaning, now doesn't it?

Stick a fork in it....

Dunzo.

Moving right along.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Rachel Zoe Photoshop

Harper's Bazaar had to photoshop weight onto Rachel Zoe. Amazing. Usually they try to whittle it off most celebrities.

Who is Rachel Zoe? Just some silly chick that starves herself all day according to herself (in an interview) and was a stylist for Nicole Ritchie who also became very thin during that time.

She's doing a reality show. How real it will be is hard to tell. Last time I checked real people eat more than just coffee and grapefruit.


Tuesday, August 12, 2008

A very pregnant Minnie Driver


Minnie is huuuge! That top is not helping any. And her belly button has popped. If she had on a decent outfit we wouldn't even know that much, huh? Really, I don't want to know that much.

What I do want to know is who da baby daddy. So far Minnie has been mum.

Hollywoods Top 10

Here is the annual list of Hollywoods highest paid actresses

10. Angelina Jolie - $14 Million
9. Amy Adams - $14.5 Million
8. Meryl Streep - $16 Million
7. Sarah Jessica Parker - $18 Million
6. Jodie Foster - $23 Million
5. Gwyneth Paltrow - $25 Million
4. Reese Witherspoon - $25 Million
3. Jennifer Aniston - $27 Million
2. Keira Knightley - $32 Million
1. Cameron Diaz - $50 Million

Cameron Diaz? What the heck? 50 million bucks? For what?
That is incredible.

Amy Winehouse, finally!


Amy Winehouse has finally crawled out of her crack hole.

I mean ....humble dwelling.

She looks awful. Nothing new here.

Guess Who?



Looks like someone is a little fed up with the paparazzi.




Who is it?


Answers:

Anonymous said...
Is it Sienna Miller?


Anonymous said...
Home wrecker???


Um, yes... and yes.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Katie Holmes and her jeans....

You know...

Katie takes a lot of heat. For every single thing.
Hell, sometimes even I give her a little crap.

But you know what? Her jean choices are not bothering me. Everyone else is all up in arms over her fashion this past week. Guess what? She looks okay to me. And she is doing her own thing. Not dressing in a cookie cutter image of everyone else.

Go Katie!


Fuck 'em.