Kay McConaughey has just released her new book titled I Amaze Myself!
In it she reveals that she married Matthew's dad 3 times, that he had a huge dick and that he died while they were having sex. It goes on to say she didn't cover him up after his death, instead she allowed him to be carted off in all of his glory with his enormous rigor mortis penis exposed so everyone could gaze upon his fabulous "gift."
Serious. I do not make this shit up.
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