Sunday, June 29, 2008

Kelly Osbourne has a new boyfriend...


Kelly Osbourne is dating male model Luke Worrall. Kelly has had tons of boyfriends.Moving right along, hopefully that means she doesn't put up with too much crap.

He's cute, I guess. At least he looks clean. Kelly, doesn't.

Amy Winehouse is gross.

Just when you thought Amy Winehouse could not get any nastier

She picks....
....then eats!

Bitch, Please!


Eva Longoria seriously needs to get over herself.

Say Anything


"I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."

Spencer Pratt
...totally dissing Mary Kate Olsen

Ouch!

They went to high school together.

Paris looks like hell!

Say what you will about Paris Hilton. But she always, ALWAYS looks amazing. Except for right here. Truly awful. Enjoy.

Oh, by the way.... has anyone noticed how thin she is these days? Judging by those Madden boys they definitely look like they like to eat. Interesting. Hey Benji, give the girl a bite of your cheeseburger.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Carlos Leon and Lourdes


Carlos is looking a little rough. Lola looks fashionable and beautiful as always. I wonder if she will sing.... Or act? Or get a DUI.
I also wonder if there is truth to the Madonna Guy Ritchie divorce rumors. You know.... when a story will not die down it usually ends up being true. I always found Guy and Madonna to be an odd match.
Time will tell.

Mary Kate Olsen is smiling too.

Damn it. What are we going to say about them now? Both of those darn troll twins are smiling these days. I am seriously bummed.

Oh, yes. I almost forgot

...we can still talk about their horrendous fashion sense.

Amy Winehouse is a light weight

Amy could not party with me. Those 3 little bottles? That is what I get started with.

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel

Man.

JT can certainly put the fug on a girl. Just look at (used to be so hot) Jessica after a year (or so) with Justin.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber

Wow. Liev is a big strapping man, now isn't he? Nice.

You'd think Naomi could buy a better pair of pants. All ragged at the bottom. Although I'm sure they cost her $300 bucks.

They do look like a normal, regular couple and that's good.

Well Groomed


Ali Larter has fantastic eyebrows. Perfection.

I am an eyebrow fanatic. You know what drives me crazy? When girls have one different from the other. Or too plucked.

Ladies! Step away from the tweezers! Run, (don't walk) to the nearest salon and get that shit waxed professionally. It's only $10.

Take a cue from Ali. She looks fab.

NO!! Don't let it be true!

Rumors are going around that Ben Affleck and Jen Garner are splitting up. I hope not. They are the most stable and well matched pair out there. And their kid is so damn cute!

Their spokesperson said this:

"We usually don't comment on stuff like this. But you should know sources are liars. If you guys want to do the right thing, you won't post that item. It's all BS."

Took ya long enough...

Denise Richards has revealed that her kids are in therapy.

No huge surprise there.

It is kind of disturbing though. They are very young. Too young to really get the gist of their parents issues. Both parents no matter how much they hate each other should not reveal any of that nonsense to the kids!

Those kids should be living in utter bliss until they hit school age which at that time the other kids will torment the living hell out of them. But until then? They should not be having such problems.

I have always noticed that the BOTH girls are thumb suckers and that just screams "issues!"

I do like Denise. I think she gets a really bad rap. But, leave those poor kids out of it!


If you can't beat 'em...

Give the paparazzi what they want.

Joel Madden and Nicole Ritchie took baby Harlow out for a stroll yesterday and nicely turned her around so the paps could get a shot. At least it looks that way to me. Walking and carrying a baby is way less awkward when the baby is turned in to you.


But hey... be nice to the photogs and they'll be nice to you, right?
Nicole's boobs look fantastic. I just had to say .

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Okay, I'm Shameless...


And so is Rod Stewart....

lapping up the luxury on a yacht.

Heather Locklear is in Rehab


"Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment. This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released."

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Carmen Electra shows off her bling!


Finally. A picture of her black diamond engagement ring from Rob Patterson. It's pretty!

Colin Farrell is still skinny....


He's lost a ton of weight for a movie role. Hopefully he can wrap it up soon and go back to eating. He is one of the cutest guys. Well, luckily it doesn't look like his "package" suffered any weight loss.

Tori Spelling Looks Fab!


But, her husband Dean has painted toenails. What is up with that?

Robert Downey Jr. and son Indio


Out to lunch. You don't see too many pictures of Indio. Robert has always been one of my favorite actors. I hope he stays well. Love the "murse" (man purse) that he always carries. You can't see it as well in this shot but Indio is a chip off the old block.

Courtney Love Looks Like Death


This is bad. Courtney Love looks seriously ill in these recent photos. Not only is she scary skinny but her body just looks weird. But most of all she is so white. Pallid, pale and sick looking. Hopefully she will get herself better. After all she has a child to think about.

The Beautiful People


Simply gorgeous.

Dannilynn Hope and Larry Birkhead.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Needs a Reality Check

What a funny expression on Lindsay's face. Looking at the camera like she doesn't want her picture taken. I have a great idea! If you'd like a little privacy don't sit outside on the sidewalk. Now wasn't that easy?

What the eff?

Okay. Britney. What in the hell kind of GD dress is that?

Oh, I know.... a really ugly one.

Naked Angelina Jolie


Interesting. I've never seen these before. Kinda weird. She has the horse nuzzling her boob! I suppose Angie can also add bestiality to her long ass list of stuff.

No matter what. She's hot.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Juicy!


Did Ray J get freaky with Danity Kane?

Is there a sex tape?

CLICK HERE and read all about it.

Fug-licious!


Good thing Fergie is working on her fitness, 'cause that face is busted.


*Nah, I actually like Fergie Ferg. Just a really bad camera angle.

Right?

Amy Winehouse might die!


Amy is still hospitalized after "fainting" at her home. Now, sources are saying it's possible that she has tuberculosis! Yikes!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Totally worth it!

You have to watch this clip.

It is fucking brilliant.


It's true!


Junkies do grow on trees...

Naomi Campbell is bald!


Paps caught a shot of Naomi having a weave malfunction.

Say Anything


"I wax my privates."
P Diddy
Puff Daddy
Sean John
Sean Combs
Puffy

Dense and Charlie hate each other.

Okay. We get it.

These two are up to all kinds of mutual fuckery and hateful shit.

Denise needs to remember that she has two children created with Charlie's "prostitute tranny infested sperm" and Charlie needs to remember that Denise is the mother of his children.
Kids come first!


Tori's doggie Mimi La Rue died!


"She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly. People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud!"
Aw. Bummer :(
Mimi was 11 years old and had back and neck problems for years.

Shauna Sand Loves Plastic



The chair, the shoes, the hair, the boobs and the face.

Totally Gratuitous


It's the Becks and his huge penis. Nice.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Jessica Simpson is literate


No comment.

Salma Hayek and Valentina

That baby is cute! Lots of hair. And lots of money. Daddy is a billionaire.

Let's all get wasted....

Forgot how fat Courtney Love got a while back. Can you imagine the "conversation" at this table?

Jen Garner and Violet


Adorable! As usual.

Interesting though... we never see Ben Affleck anymore. In fact, the last I heard from him he was spouting off that marriage was a lot of work and a crashing bore. Or something like that.

Holly Madison is too much.

Here is Holly out grocery shopping. I didn't get the shot of her bright red stillettos.

She's Hugh Hefner's old lady. The Girls Next Door. In case you live in a cave with no telly.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Say Anything


"I’m a messed-up, newly-married musician with a short attention span and a bun in the oven."


Pete Wentz

Jordan Price Family Portrait


lmao.


Notice her son Harvey Price? (...you may have to click on the pic)


Now that is truly priceless.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Snoop Doggs wife arrested!


Shante Broadus was arrested for a DUI. No one else was in the car.


Not cool. Don't drink and drive!