Sunday, May 31, 2009

Indian Chicks Are Liars

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Hot women can be found all over the world, which is great when you're a suave, sexy globetrotter like me. Unfortunately, some of them are kind of insane. Bollywood star Neetu Chandra did a photoshoot with another girl for the Indian magazine, The Man. Now everyone is calling her a lesbian, which she hates so much she became derogatory.
"If there is even an iota of doubt in anyone's mind, let me make it clear once and for all that I am not a lesbo," she said. "We aren't even touching each other's body." (The Times of India)

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Um, unlike your sexy face, pictures don't lie. You're clearly all over her. Because of this, I'm assuming you haven't ever told the truth. Yep, you're a full on "lesbo" all right, or at least you are right here, *tapping forhead*. Mmmhmm.

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Teri Hatcher in a bikini

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Here's Teri Hatcher swimming in Miami and, Jesus Mother of God, I forgot how awesome those things are. It's sort of like finding your favorite blanket you loved as a kid except it's Terri Hatcher's breasts. Also, you didn't have to kidney punch your nephew who wasn't even using it, mom.

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Saturday, May 30, 2009

It's The Weekend!

Have a blast!

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Christina Aguilera still has giant breasts

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Christina Aguilera performed for The Tonight Show last night and her breasts are still awesome which is extremely comforting to this writer. Sort of like when I was a small child and thought there was a monster under my bed until my dad would come in and say it's just his girlfriend hiding from my mom so I should shut up or he'll stab Santa Claus. Ha ha, dads.

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Jessica Alba is so bitchy....

Really. Jessica Alba is such a crap apple. I wonder if she injects those lips?

More LaLohan....

Lindsay Lohan has on some hella cool shoes. And that is about all I can say about Lindsay. It's all been said already.

The McConaughey Family

Matthew McConaughey, Camila & Levi. I know.... they aren't "married" but I am calling them The McConaugheys. Cuteness! Matthew, while very sexy really does have kind of short arms. Other than that? Perfection!

Tori Spelling does eat...


She does! Really.... see? And that sandwich look rather delish. Check out all that bacon! Yummy. Equally super delicious is that baby of hers. Gorgeous!

Your weekly Lohan....

Just because.

Janet got big again....

Whoa. Janet Jackson packed on the pounds once more. I bet she really does have 5 or 6 kids, (secretly) like everyone says. After all she hid a marrige etc. Which considering who she is that was quite a trick.

Courtney Love and her pound of flesh....

Courtney Love, it's way too early for that dress.

Britney Spears in her bikini...

Britney looks amazing. Can you believe how far she fell and how far she's come? In such a short time, too. It is really great to see her looking happy and healthy, again.

Avril Lavigne is grabby....

Avril Lavigne is grabbing her own boobs. This chick is a serious attention whore.

Adriana Lima is pregnant....

Adriana Lima is preggers. That is her husband? Not cute. She is beautiful.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Shauna Sands is....

Way, way skinny!

Ron Wood is a pervert....

Ew, gross. That's about it.

Paris Hilton looks like shit!

Glorious! Paris Hilton has on a horrible dress. I think she is trying to distract us. It isn't working.

Hayden is hot!


I think Hayden is adorable. Cute. And has a bangin' bod. I don't know why everyone is always hatin' on her. I can't find anything wrong with her other than her last name, which I can never spell, which is why I ain't even trying.

Prince Harry is fully loaded....

Well... check out that huge boner Prince Harry is sporting. My, my!

Pamela Anderson is not pregnant.....

I was thinking Pam Anderson was totally knocked up, but judging by these recent bikini photos, she is not. Hopefully she is happy. And healthy. She really does not look too bad, in my humble opinion.

Tori Spelling and her tragic tits...

Whoa. WTF? This is a horrible picture of Tori Spelling and her misshapen boobs. What on earth is going on here? Ugh.

Bad, bad boobies.

She needs to eat something too!

Demi Moore is toothless...

...and brainless. Like we need to see this? This Demi Moore photo of her in the dentist chair, missing a tooth is everywhere. Thanks to Twitter. And people like me who have to jump on the bandwagon and post stupid crap like this. Enjoy.

Bikini Girl got boobies....

Good for her. American Idol Bikini Girl got a boob job. Looks good, actually. She needed them.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Kim Kardashian's bikini butt

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Apparently, some hero out there took my advice and finally snapped a picture of Kim Kardashian's ass in a bikini. I had no idea I had that kind of control over people, so that being said, bring me Mila Kunis and a ham sandwich, puppets! Oh, yeah, and spicy brown mustard. Spicy!

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

It's The Weekend!

Have a safe and fun Memorial Day weekend, ya'll! Eat, drink and have a blast. Don't drive drunk though, it's stupid.

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Jessica Biel

Say what you will but Jessica Biel is very pretty. She thinks so too and says it hinders her chances at the really great roles.

I think it's just because she is one steady bitch.

Jenny and Jim


Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are hawt. I like these two together. Jim is kinda handsome when he is not mugging it up.... and Jenny is pretty. She really pissed a lot of people off with that autism stuff.

Paris And Doug play tonsil hockey....

Seriously. That looks disgusting. How can he kiss her? Everyone knows she has herpes on her lip! I know it's not always contagious, but still.... Ew.

Your Daily Lohan


God. Lindsay Lohan is looking bad. Really. This chick is about to crash and burn in a big way.

Mariah Carey and her nipples...

I see Mariah Carey's nipples. It's weird how her boobs look smaller with no bra. Bet she stuffs those chicken cutlets in there.

Nikki McKibbin

Wow... Nikki McKibbin has packed on the pounds. I still think she looks good. And I hope the rehab has stuck.

What I can't stand are those tattoos. I love me some ink, but that is ugly on her.

Lady Gaga and her crotch...


That is fucking gross. Sorry. Lady Gaga has something going on there that I do not think is pubic hair. It looks like meat curtains to me.

Bikini Girl and Kara


I know I am a little late with this but just in case you live is a cave and haven't seen this....
here is Kara and Bikini Girl. Not only does Kara sing better than her, she rocks out that bikini better too.

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