GQ made a list

The most emasculated, disempowered, henpecked husbands on the planet:

25. Mark Consuelos, wife Kelly Ripa
24. Rudolph Giuliani, wife Judy
23. Larry King, wife Shawn Southwick
22. Michael Douglas, wife Catherine Zeta-Jones
21. Seal, wife Heidi Klum
20. Kevin Smith (the Clerks director), wife Jennifer Schwalbach
19. Sergay Brin (34-year-old Google wunderkind), wife Anne Wojcicki
18. Ben Stiller, wife Christine Taylor
17. Gerald Levin (the former CEO of Time Warner), wife Laurie Perlman
16. Jack Welch (the former General Electric chair-man and CEO), wife Suzy Wetlaufer
15. Tim Burton, wife Helena Bonham Carter
14. Keith Urban, wife Nicole Kidman
13. Elton John, husband David Furnish
12. John Edwards, former presidential candidate, wife Elizabeth
11. Woody Allen, wife Soon-Yi Previn
10. Ashton Kutcher, wife Demi Moore
9. Howard Stern, wife Beth Ostrosky
8. Rupert Murdoch (Aussie billionaire), wife Wendi Deng
7. Kurt Warner (quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals), wife Brenda
6. Marc Anthony, wife Jennifer Lopez
5. Josh Kelly, wife Katherine Heigl
4. Bill Gates, wife Melinda
3. Eminem, wife Kimberly
2. Doug Christie, wife Jackie
1. Guy Ritchie, wife Madonna

What the eff?

Lara Flynn Boyle is unrecognizable.

What has she done to herself?

Her face is slip-sliding away.

Lindsay is blonde again...

...and she is dressed like a cheap hooker.

Whoopsie

Paris fell down and went boom. And hurted her chin.

All those paparazzi chasing after her and (so far) no one has the photo or video of her actually falling.

*EDIT

Got it. I am guessing she tripped over those enormous feet. Of hers.

Birthday Fug....

Quentin Tarantino and Fergie. It was Quentin's birthday. Hey, it was Fergie's birthday too, yeah.

Looks Fab...

Daryl Hannah was at the Quentin and Fergie birthday bash. She still looks good. And natural. Mostly. It's hard to tell sometimes.

Hot legs!

It's Chrissy Bitch. Remember her/him?

Leeeeaaaave Britney alooooone!

Guess I was wrong....

I thought porn star Jenna Jameson retired? Here she is, all camera ready. I guess some habits die hard. Rode hard. And you know the rest.

Put it away Jenna.

I'm sorry...

But Joe Simpson really is kinda pervy. Just sayin'.

Just an observation....

Mischa Barton. Long on body. Short on legs. And every time I see her I mentally flash on Cisco's short weiner and long, scary nut-sack.

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Get your story straight...

Steve O who is currently under lock and key is still posting on his myspace blog. The most recent was a post denying that he had asked to snort drugs off body parts. More to the point... womens breasts.

Or something about him wanting to. Or asking to. Or whatever crazy shit it was. He went on to write this rant vehemently denying that alleged act...

Posted Wednesday:

Something I Do Not Appreciate

I have always been a very candid individual,especially when it comes to the media. There is no
reason, and never has been any reason, for the press
to write stuff about me that is not true. The stories
that are circulating right now about me being at some
party hitting on random girls and asking to snort
drugs from their breasts are not true at all. I will
be the first to admit that I’ve snorted all kinds of
drugs, in all sorts of situations, but I take offense
to claims that I was running around hitting on random
women at a time when I was under the impression that I
was engaged to be married. I know many of you who are
in receipt of this message from me work in the media,
and I would greatly appreciate it if you would squash
this dishonest journalism. These stories are so
untrue, they place me at a party hitting on women when
I was locked up in the looney bin. I’m a tough guy,
with very thick skin, but that doesn’t mean I take
kindly to being lied about, especially when it comes

to behavior that took place after I asked someone to
marry me and before I was informed, by the girl I
asked to marry me, that she had completely changed her
mind about getting married. Feel free to write
whatever you want about me being rejected by my
fiance, because that is true, but, please, don’t lie
about me. I like to consider myself to be exciting
enough that dishonesty is not required to get a story
out of me.

Thanks, I love you all,

Steve-O

That's all well and good Stevie, but next time you deny deny deny, bet on a photo circulating to prove you wrong. I know it's coke on her thigh, but I am guessing he wouldn't have minded if it landed on her boobs.


And this fiance he is always going on about? A little scary if you ask me. He is very focused on her rejection. Not good. He should be concentrating on other things.

Fallen Rocker?

Rikki Rockett, the drummer for Poison, was arrested at LAX on a rape warrant issued from Mississippi. Rikki was performing with the group in New Zealand and was just getting off a flight.

Hmm... wonder if he acted um, er ...inappropiately.

These guys always have chicks throwing themselves at them. Yes, even the aging rockers such as Rikki. Makes you wonder.

WTF?

Damn, Amy...

Crack is whack. GET SOME HELP!

See what I get?

I have been so sick. Laying on my sofa feeling like I swallowed a flaming cactus.

I drag myself over to the computer only to discover I've been spammed to death by "Jenny" and her porn sites

AND... Ritchie Sambora has been arrested for drunk driving! Word has it his 10 year old daughter Ava (by Heather Locklear) was in the car...

What a fucking douche.

Another one bites the dust

Robin Williams' wife of 19 years, Marsha Garces Williams, filed for divorce on March 21st.

Remember her? She was his nanny.

After she hooked up with Robin and his millions...

I always wondered why she never removed that huge, distracting wart from her face.

Not gonna do it...

Nope.

Not gonna comment on the Demi-Ashton leech therapy.

Say Anything

“I respect Gwyneth ­Paltrow because she covers her babies’ faces – she never lets the paparazzi get that picture. I’m not going to put the Spice Girls down, but they took their kids on stage at every single show of that last tour of theirs. To be a child of three and have 25,000 girls screaming at you – I don’t think that’s necessarily good."
- Kelly Osbourne, on celebrity parenting

Seems to me I remember Kelly and Jack being onstage with Ozzy more than once. Or twice.

And Gwen (stuck up bitchiness) and her fake-ass accent can just get over herself.

Celebirthday

Katherine McPhee is 24 today

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Did Ya Know?

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.

Hugeness

Brooke Hogan is almost as big as her Daddy. She actually dwarfs her mom and brother. I see the heels, but damn she is still a amazon woman.

I am bummed that Hulk and Linda are divorcing. I guess it's getting kinda nasty too. He banged a close family friend and Brooke is none too happy about it.

Oh, well. It'll be interesting to see who the Hulk ends up with.

And also if that punk ass Nick gets his ass handed to him for his vehicular antics. I'd like an update on that poor dude that was in the car with him.

Say Anything

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra." - Britney Spears

We already know...

So....

Pam and Rick are now unmarried.
Because she "became" un-pregnant.
And that was fraudulent.

Hmmm... un-pregnant. What exactly does that mean?
Miscarriage? Abortion? Never pregnant in the first place?
How does one become un-pregnant?

And this is a reason to annul a marriage? Like they couldn't try again for a baby? What a load of crap.

I used to like Pam. But she is setting a horrid example for her two young sons. She is basically showing them that marriage is a whimsical thing. Nothing too serious about that for Pam.

Not to mention it seems that she plays Tommy Lee like a yo-yo. But he lets her, so be it.

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Do you care?

Rhys Ifans' mom confirmed to The Sun that her son is engaged to Sienna Miller.

Sienna just does not interest me.

No comment....

Say Anything

"I need someone physically stronger than me... I am always on top. It's really unfortunate. I am begging for the man that can put me on the bottom. Or the woman. Anybody that can take me down." - Angelina Jolie

Rode hard...

Pammy is looking a little beat.

Heidi Montag has a nice looking butt...

..and that's about it.

RIP

Oprah's beloved doggy Sophie passed away. I am not much for Oprah. Or cocker spaniels. They can be a little stinky. But I know how much we love our pets.

Can you imagine the cushy life Sophie had?

Art?

Heidi Klum in a painted t-shirt.

Usually see those painted-on scenarios done on saggy, scary boobs at sporting events.

And maybe Mardi Gras.

Question of the day....

What the eff happened to Carson Daly? He looks different. Drastically.

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

....and a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Keep your fingers crossed...

I haven't posted about Britney at all lately. I found these pictures floating around out there. It could be a bad camera angle but to me she looks really medicated. I suppose she needs to be. Her Dad is really taking good care of her. It's like she finally gets to be a "normal" teenager. Under Dad's watchful eye. Having rules and boundaries laid out. An allowance. A curfew. Chaperoned. She really is still a kid. Shopping at Claires. Cute.

I really hope she will be okay. It's a tough one. Mental illness is a bitch. You have to stay on those drugs. So many people start to feel normal after a while and then think they don't need the medication. I hope she stays on the right path.

One thing though... her hair ALWAYS looks like shit.

Kate tries way too hard.

"I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He's throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, 'What's the matter with you?' But I haven't ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don't really worry about it."

Kate Beckinsale

Again with the vagina.

Bruce is so hardcore...

Dork.

Dare I go there?

This is awful. Posh ad for Marc Jacobs. Is this for real? It is absolutely fug.

Every single bit of it.

Mmmkay...

I don't watch The Bachelor. I kind of gave up on those type shows after watching Joe Millionaire. Remember that one? Ha!

Anyway... Stacey from The Bachelor 12 gave the bachelor Matt her panties. When asked about it said:

“I just wanted to spice things a little bit, get the attention on me, which I sure did! I’m very spontaneous, outgoing, and I figured, ‘Why not’? They were an extra pair. They did not literally come off my body!”

Okay. Who has an "extra" pair of panties? Don't you eventually wear them all sooner or later?

Whateverrrr.

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Say Anything

"I dropped my pants in a tattoo parlor in Amsterdam. I woke up in a waterbed with this funky-looking dragon with a blue tongue on my hip. I realized I made a mistake, so a few months later I got a cross to cover it. When my pants hang low, it looks like I'm wearing a dagger!" - Angelina Jolie

Her too?!

I just stopped by Perez Hilton's page and he says Adrianne Curry may be pregnant too!

Well, at least she's married already. Unlike half of Hollywood spewing out wedlock babies right and left.

It's possible... I know Christopher was really pushing her for a baby on their reality show My Fair Brady. In fact the last episode (that I watched) ended with Adrianne throwing her birth control pills into the ocean.

Notice there has been a shortage of crabs.

Just sayin'.

No way?

I just read Kat Von D is pregnant. Only read it in one place out there. So far. But hey... It's a slow gossip day so maybe yes, maybe no.

She is dating Nikki Sixx. I love them together. They make a great couple and I have always thought Nikki is cute. Kat can be very beautiful. But I think she is a tad too inked.

Wow

Amy Winehouse. From her school days. Looking fresh. She is still rather young isn't she? Early twenties?

It's one thing to have a um, er.. problem. But why not try to at least look normal? That hair and make-up? Not looking good. Not ever. I love different and funky looks. And striking out, dare to be different is cool.

But this girl is just one hot mess.