See what I get?

I have been so sick. Laying on my sofa feeling like I swallowed a flaming cactus.

I drag myself over to the computer only to discover I've been spammed to death by "Jenny" and her porn sites

AND... Ritchie Sambora has been arrested for drunk driving! Word has it his 10 year old daughter Ava (by Heather Locklear) was in the car...

What a fucking douche.