Madonna looks like gristle, too.

Guy Ritchie said sex with Madonna was like cuddling up to a piece of gristle. I believe that. And is that a freaking mustache over her lip? Her brows are waxed so what the eff is that lip about? She is starting to look even older than her 50 years. They say too many nips and tucks age a person. Too many more and people all start to look the same.

And while I'm at it, that shiny jacket is tacky and lets hope that's faux fur, although I'm sure it cost more than my car.

I used to simply adore Madonna, but anymore she is just a freaky weirdo.

Bummer.