Lisa Rinna grosses me right the fuck out. Wasn't she on Melrose place or something? I can't even remember because I used to stare, transfixed on those lips. I could not concentrate or think of anything else. They just mesmerized and nauseated me. And when she glosses them up like that?
Well, it reminds me of the time my dog ate some dental floss and we had to gently um, er... remove it from her butt hole. How's that you might ask? Grease it up and pull ever so gently.
That was a painstaking task. Trust me.
I'll save the bee sting on my chihuahua's penis story for another day.
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