Time to STFU!

Jeesh. Stop talking. Please. Do we really need all these details? This chick has no filter on her mouth. She just keeps spilling the beans and frankly, it's gross. And should be kept private. Right?

Here are the latest details Renae Shrider is spewing about Verne Troyer and their "sex" life....

On how they managed to hook it up:

"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!"

Describing Verne's little man:

"It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big."

Just TMI:
"It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."

The weirdest of all:

"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him. Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!'

God. I wish she would just stop already.

Reportedly they are still living in the same apartment but are not "together" as a couple. I wonder if he is pissed about all this information going out. Or if he cares. Or if they are both cashing in on it. But seriously, how much do you think they are raking in? In my opinion, not enough to reveal all that nonsense.